
đ§ NEW THOUGHT:
I made ice cream using only bananas.
Because apparently thatâs a thing now.
And no, this isnât a prank.
đŚ Ingredients:
- 2 very ripe bananas, mashed
- Thatâs it. I donât know how to make this any easier.
- Optional: dark chocolate chips, walnuts, cinnamon, protein powderâwhatever blows your skirt up
đŠđťâđł Instructions:
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Buy a Ninja Creami.
(đ¨đŚCAD link + đşđ¸US link)
I like the old-school modelâit fits on my counter (unlike the newer Ninja Creami monstrosities). Plus, itâs simpler to operate and way more affordable. Cleanup? Easy. -
Mash 2 ripe bananas with a fork.
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Smush the banana sludge into your Ninja Creami pint.
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Freeze for 24 hours. Or three weeks. Time is fake.
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Remove from freezer and run under hot water for 90 seconds.
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Spin on âLite Ice Creamâ mode.
If it comes out like banana dust particles, hit âRe-spin.â -
Optional: Add chocolate chips and press âMix-In.â
(I prefer it withoutâno crunchy interruptions in my joy.) -
Serve and enjoy.
đŹ Watch Me Make It
âĄď¸ Nutrition Info (Whole Recipe â 2 Bananas):
Calories: ~210, Fat: ~0.6g, Carbs: ~54g, Fiber: ~6g, Sugar: ~28g (naturally occurring), Protein: ~2.6g
Hydrating. Chewable. Emotionally grounding.
âď¸ Donât Have a Ninja Creami? Try These Instead:
- Freeze mashed banana in popsicle molds
- Blend frozen banana chunks in a Vitamix or food processor
- Freeze it in an ice cube tray, blend when ready
- Or just eat mashed banana cold and call it âdeconstructed gelatoâ đ
𼚠Real Talk:
I donât think eating two bananas is the end of the world.
But if youâre worried about carbsâsave it for date night and share it with someone who respects snacks.
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